
Presenting our danchou: Osaka-chan.
After a whole lot of staring at alien CSS lines, figuring them out with non existant yuki-powahs, applying vasts amounts of untapped common sense, straightening kinks here and there, and generally being, well, bonkuras…
ITS HERE! OUR SPARKLY DEBUT! WELCOME TO OUR BLOGWARMING PARTY!
*pops champagne against pink shoujo background*
*champagne is taken from her. Reason: underage*
(T__T*)
Eh, anyway, the main (and not as fun) purpose of this post is to introduce the blog to the world at large. Not ourselves, for that you can read my levelheaded introduction (fufu) and senbei-san’s screaming at why everyone associates his name with the wrong objects over at the header links.
(note: don’t listen to him when he says that we provide funny figure reviews. NO SADERS NO SADERS.)
Our focus is going to be primarily on figures and gunpla. And extreme senseless randomness, considering the nature of both bloggers.
Both of us cosplay, so while it may be hard to cosplay and take up the role of a camekko at the same time, we’ll try to bring you coverage of major events to the best of our abilities. Add to the mix bits and pieces of related news, and a sprinkling of local stuff, and you get our intended direction :D
This is an intermission picture. Senbei has a harem of his own. T_T
Oh, for those people who demand straight faced deep thought provoking discussion on headseams (i.e. are allergic to nutcases), we provide anti-idiocy (non lethal) weapons for rental.
The limited list are as follows (arranged in order of danger): Piko hammers, tomatoes, pellet guns, bricks, and sharp objects (nooooo). The use of such weapons, although humorous, should be used after the judgement of how absurd the situation is. Please consider my our general well being, for a whack too many on our skulls may cause further retard-nization.
And you wouldnt want that, would you? Would you…?
(The above paragraph is completely random and thus has low relation to the primary objective of this post)
I shall now attempt to explain what bonkurasu means for those who have not watched Azumanga Daiou.
Bonkurasu (Bonklers) is derived from the word ‘bonkura’, which, bluntly put, means blockhead. In Azumanga, Yomi uses the term to describe Osaka, Kagura and Tomo, adding the -su sound in reference to English grammar, making the term plural (”bonkura-su”)
AND WE GET THE BAKA BRIGADE! YAY. *takes on baka-ranger pose*
Hai, basic introductions out of the way, I shall now end by saying a mabushii hello to everyone (XD). Seeing as we’re both noobs round here >.> We also hope for the guidance of our blogging sempai-su.
Saa, let blogwarming commence~!